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		<title>Gun Safety Teacher Accidentally Fires Round</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Authorities in Minnesota are investigating after the teacher at a Department of Natural Resources firearms safety class accidentally discharged his weapon. Stillwater police and the Washington County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said the father of a 14-year-old boy who attended the class called his brother, Sheriff Bill Hutton, to report the 76-year-old volunteer instructor had accidentally discharged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl Falls Off Motorcycle, Gets Stuck On Tire</title>
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		<title>New App Helps Icelanders Avoid Accidental Incest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You meet someone, there&#8217;s chemistry, and then come the introductory questions: What&#8217;s your name? Come here often? Are you my cousin? In Iceland, a country with a population of 320,000 where most everyone is distantly related, inadvertently kissing cousins is a real risk. A new smartphone app is on hand to help Icelanders avoid accidental [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orangutan Steals Tourist&#8217;s Shirt</title>
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		<title>Man Spends 27 Years in Woods, Gets Offers of Marriage</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a guy who spent 27 years living in the woods with no human contact, Christopher Knight seems pretty popular. Authorities in Maine, where the &#8220;North Pond Hermit&#8221; is being held on burglary charges, say he has received a marriage proposal from a woman on the other side of the country and an offer to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orca Whale Knocks Over Trainer</title>
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		<title>Police Sergeant Arrested in McDonald&#8217;s Spat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A metro Atlanta police sergeant accused of pulling a gun on a customer in a McDonalds drive-thru has been arrested. Forsyth County Sheriff&#8217;s spokesman Courtney Spriggs Wednesday said 48-year-old Scott Biumi, of Cumming, has been charged with aggravated assault after pointing a gun at a man during an argument on April 9. Surveillance footage from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Half-Naked Man Chases Girl Riding A Horse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[State police say they’re searching for a half-naked man who accosted and chased a 14-year-old girl in northwestern Pennsylvania girl who was able to escape on horseback from the man. Troopers from the Meadville barracks say the incident happened about 6:40 p.m. Tuesday in Beaver Township, Crawford County when the man drove up in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gorilla vs. Goose</title>
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		<title>Wrinkled Dog Up for Adoption Gets Facelift Surgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An excessively wrinkled dog has had surgery to help him see and hear better as caregivers in South Texas seek a home for the animal. A two-year-old Chinese shar-pei named Sesame was available for adoption beginning Tuesday, the San Antonio Humane Society said. Dr. Courtney Bridgeman said the surgery is a big improvement for Sesame. [...]]]></description>
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